temporal incarnation of Aphrodite
 
natural temptation found command from divine dada disobeyed
earthbound Olympian of love now dwells amidst mossy glade
in which human guise she doles out secrets of amorous trade
into dreamland such desire does in vade.
 
victuals to satiate pleasures of flesh especially erogenous zones
administered by this imaginary mistress sin seductive tones
thru this private line, but no other phones
triggering mine little rolling stones
inducing groin seams of pants extreme groans
toward pocket sixty nine without any bones.
 
a copious amount of adoration suffuses entire body of this man
her, whose gentle and kind embrace promises to be eternal plan
whose healthy libido will probably outlive me life span.
 
royal carpet treatment awaits me each and every day
   as the differences between myself and august dweller on high
establish a bounty and glory of compassion to roll in the hay
    atop bodacious, delicious, felicitous fantasy asks me to lie
imbibing succulent atmosphere akin to an eternal month o may
   taking spirit soaring thousands of miles of feet in the sky.
 
upon hearing sweet nothings nobody else can hear
a sheer grin of joy lights up my countenance ear to ear
despite the impish quarks of this divine being so dear
as journey to inxs of nirvana induced from being buck naked bare.
 
while playboy hallucination at my male member does yank
reality quite the opposite with a wife acidly rank
she frequently pulls my hair as a childish prank
knowing full well that action turns my mood sour as a crank
I would escape, but no money in the piggy bank.
 
other times, her karma roars into a tempest with a rage
lashing out like a half-crazed maniac loosed upon global stage
on account of silent battles we regularly wage.
 
i admit my own fair share of peculiar traits
which only to private confidences t'will now relate
keep on the q-t lest spouse doth berate.
 
chief among these oddities comprise
   lower gastrointestinal perturbations issuing from the ass
which prompt innumerable outbursts of gas
which range from quiet puff to a noisy, windy pass.
 
after usage of toilet with a bowel movement  large enough to sink a sub
wash rectal residue from my behind with a hose attached to the tub.
 
this couple resembles Frankenstein & his bride – argh what a pair
she taunts when i shower, clean the rest of my body including  hair
dry follicles shaking head back & forth side to side through the air.
 
there you now know foibles and unusual personal ways
uttering that such antics how she plays
like netted in a one man fraternity undergoing constant haze
pelting this poor soul with scraps of food, she flays
until these covered with thick pasty gloppy glaze
now laugh till you fall over and remain in stitches for days.