Nabbed A worm that was wiggling got curious
when he saw an old fisherman furious
he offered his help
and let out a yelp
'cause the fisherman's fury was spurious
Silent Serve my freezer's not helping my diet
the ice cream there's saying "just try it"
i try to say no
but I can't shut the do'
and find myself fatten’n in quiet
Why didn't she? a chicken thought crossing the road
was one kind of journey she owed
to all of the folks
who tell chicken jokes
but she couldn't decide on the mode
she thought about hailing a taxi
but fares were far out of her range
she saw a cell phone
and made it her own
yet couldn’t make even one call
it rained and it snowed where she stood
she had no hope of crossing the road
some old broad picked her up
put the bird in her truck
now the jokesters won't have to ask why
Bally toidy We used to fix kitties a sandbox
so they wouldn’t have to distress
but now boxes glitter
with what’s known as litter
that’s often a whole ‘nother mess
Just couldn't let go. but, gone now.