From Manners To Banners & Serious Stuff
In a previous age we'd have manners,
here an' now, well, it's like we got banners,
on display, but aware:
it was ME, I don't care!
No police-man's got ME on his scanners!
But, it's all in good cheer and bad form,
to be Lim'rickin' here without Norm,
'cause, his absence or not
could be gainly or shot---
would we know if he entered the dorm?
Just remember to rap on the bars
when he's comin', and cover yer scars,
if he sees 'em we might'm
be sorry he'd sight'm---
get your walkies an' cover all cars.
It may not be serious stuff
that we do when we rhyme off the cuff,
just be sure that the bat
you'll be using is flat
for less damage, lest, he says "Enough!"